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Patty Diphusa Almodóvar Translated by Gianni Truvianni for Ewa Kaspzyk
Introduction Ladies and gentlemen, good night and so wonderful to see everyone. I must say that some time ago I met the director of this theater that we all find ourselves in. In our conversation he said he was delighted with his theater, he responded: "Please say how this is possible? After all, I've never seen in my theater!" And I said when I like something it is not necessary to wait to see her, but I was so convincing that she was getting out the praise: Patty, I admire you. His latest film "The Three Little Pigs "was really in bad taste great sentimental. What reason could not will not appear in my theater? And all of you here today? Have changed many things in this country, nobody would find it strange that a porn star comes to make his point of view of an audience. I think it is one of the major proposals never happened to me. The hardest thing for a person like me who just has a lot to say is to start. Diphusa My name is Patty and I am one of those women who are ahead its. My occupation? Or international porno sex symbol first, as you wish? My short (movies porn) have done very well in Africa, Portugal, Tokyo, Soho, flees from Madrid, markets and street 42 in Manhattan. However, recently I have been aware of how my films are banned in Poland and therefore are toping the bestseller list on the black market. My erotic performances by film critics are indescribable, I stood in a single category. The respected critic Alfonso Sanchez told me something beautiful: when I perform oral sex, the audience can not help admiring the expression in my eyes and my mouth and I am above all things an actress. Why do I have to hide? Not simply a body that receives the madman, but a mind that only show occasionally. This taking into account that is not considered good taste to show that perfect Barbie kind of look hides a privileged brain. Second part in a party with Andy Warhol. Someone called Warhol in New York and invited him to some parties in Madrid, saying it would pay for his airfare and hotel. He said "yes" because he can not say no to a party, even absurd, moreover, that the preferred. Christopher Makos, a photographer who came with him (he always brings a photographer in case you forget to take pictures of something) told me that Andy came to Madrid just to meet me. He had a hold of one of my raunchiest films "The black Intruder" and went crazy me. In Warhol airport told reporters that his greatest influence was as a painter and filmmaker Patty Diphusa I am. Diphusa Patty is a genius! In the U.S., which would his own television show. I do not know after receiving praise from both the operator of the pop art maybe I'll start a career in the U.S.. Wow, it's amazing how creative I am. I have spoken both have not said anything so I just wanted to make an introduction. In a moment I will give my heart huge porn stars too. What is certain for now is that I'm in love. (Singing "Love Me Tender") I'm in love! I had just returned from Ibiza with a friend, the impossible and disturbing; Addy Possa, which is as big as it was before she became engaged in the coup. This girl is amazing it is the only drug addict who has not lost any weight what so ever. But I do not want to talk much about Addy, because she is a star as big as me. Is she? Upon arrival we realized we had an exhibition of avant-garde painting of Algeria. I'd be lying if I said I cared about Vanguard Algeria but it was an opportunity to show my tan. What was the work of nature and not the lamps. We arrived late and very drunk. As always Addy managed to get into a car uninvited and left two behind me and on my rear in the front door of the gallery. Two boys approached me and asked me to a party. I said, "Yes, but only give me the opportunity to throw up." After that I felt more relaxed. With the heat in the car fainted. I'm not Audrey Hepburn, known for its serene beauty. I'm a different kind, the kind that even after throwing his cookies even can drive men mad. Sometimes I forget I'm a sex bomb with a bomb as I sometimes forget their manners. When I came was on the outskirts of the city. No longer surrounded by luxury, but on the ground, lying in a torn dress like a punk rocker with someone's cock my pussy sleep assault. "Where am I and What am I doing here? ", was my question, I just won a slap and face and the standard" Oh, we just threw you to turn. Bitch! "It's always flattering to see a couple of blind lust but I must confess I was scared. Despite the circumstances I gathered all my charms and told her not to worry. We follow the desire of his heart that could never be. However, my good ways more infuriated. Due to the fact that I am not fond of tragedy and not be my first time having been raped, I'm not saying all the details. Ok, ok if you must know I'm gonna say! You dragged it out of me. The first was fascinated by the way in which smoking leads to idolatry. It turned out that the other had been in love with their friends since they were children. When he came out of the pen he promised me his friend as a gift! I understand this, but I like things done in a more civilized manner. It bothers me that real life is like a porn movie especially when I take the lead role. The murderer cover me once more to silence me, so what could I do? I was doing a relaxation exercise. Mentally put me on a desert island, taking sun in the nude, serenaded by murmur of the sea and caressed by the breeze of the Caribbean. To be raped by two psychopaths is acceptable, but left behind the appearance of a rebound of a Mexican vampire movie is what I would call bad taste, as they could have at least given me a lift home. I realize that there are times when you see forced a woman in feminism. Not that he was afraid of running more psychopaths, but did not know how I would get home. Everyone knows what a hassle is moving in this city. I was on the way to stop a car. He was a man. I told him all about her, including what not to proceed. In my story were not murderers more time, but a Basque band of heavy metals. All the tough guys, handsome, tall, bearded, with beautiful eyes. I even threw in one of her sister was Miss Spain 83. Of course there had to be terrorists. While I was talking to him I unconsciously moved my hands bending. He told me be careful not to leave telltale marks. We jumped on the unpleasant end immediately and we did it all. While dressing he confessed he had never eaten at a woman before. I was moved by this. What? Despite being a porn star too, am a sentimental incurable. When I left on my door, I said, "You have two minutes to let me down, I think I'm falling of you. "He said" I am married with children. "" Do not let me down "" I need disappointed by what you can get to sleep and not think the fuck me all night "and we said our goodbye. While bathing images flashed through my brain as if caused by LSD. His words back to me" You 're the first woman ever eaten out. "What could have thought of me?" prove him loose ", but I was wrong I am a woman who lives all "" I could not get out of my head, so I went to a nightclub. The rain fell, the night was not even worthy of a dog. Well, at least it was not raining when I was gang hit. In the disco floor there are couples making out and guys around 15. All of them starring me! However, only one me attention. He was not dancing, but moving their hips to music. When I'm horny I take in every detail. Even the shape of the presidential election the day, it's out. If I were asked. It really was crazy about this guy. I told him if he would dance for me, in private, I would give what ever I wanted. Tina Turner has been wet if you had seen what he was doing to his recent success. And he came to the interpretation of "Dirty Mind" ... if the prince I had seen, he has no doubts about touring Spain for free for the right to have breakfast with him. After all, the boy was a show stopper. It was like a shot of whiskey involved. This can get boring after half an hour. Is there anything you would not after all this time? We went to the "Children's Ward small ", which always has fewer things to happen. 69 was the first time in my mind, but not enough space available so they took turns. I ate first and after a job well done, said, "You're the first woman I've eaten out." I started to get angry. I had heard the second time that night together with the removal of any telltale sign. We did everything. Nothing has come to our 3rd orgasm because someone knocked on the door. "Busy!" I cried. "We have an orgy! Do not be shy with us! "It was my partner's response. I had no intention of defending my virtues. Opened the door and should we? No, except the man whose car was set after being hit by two psychopaths. And so the talk was "You?" I said "You?" repeated having recognized me. "Come, sit at home, has come at the right time. He seemed angry." He loves me! Or so I thought and does not me in the can with another man. "I reproached him in a tone quite feminist." What about you? "" You upset me to see others shit? "" Yes, especially when you're doing with my lover, "" What? Did not you say you're married? "" Yeah, me! "Cried the dancer." You sorry guys, I'm not going to get into a lover of fighting. I'm too hip for that! "And I better not leave any marks on either "All in all it added to, 6 fuckings, 4 men crazy for me and go home alone, but did not care. If the choice is between getting involved in a murder that had come right off, his creepy friend and a couple of bisexual men can not even improvise. I'd rather be a free woman! We living in difficult times, no room for sensitivity and that's not good. You follow a dream, looking for something, go after him and comes to believe it could be. I stopped a taxi. The driver's name was Lucio who looked like Marlon Brando. A hard-When the lady? - Do not know. - Got something to say or are you a dumb? - What way to make small talk? I was impressed! And I hit the lady luck had smiled on me and smiled. A change of luck could be useful so was the conversation. - Take me to the extent possible. I can afford the 5000 that I have in me. "With that kind of dough there are many places we can go So, I take them all took me to a flea market was 5 in the morning, cold, said he was the only place where you could have a coffee at the time. Le asked if he thought only of himself. To which he replied I used to think only of others, but once was. When I heard my emotions took possession of my reason I've always liked the guy who never gave me anything, which is necessary for me to take it for myself. He told me just to go home! That is easy for him to say "home is just a place to sleep, think and take showers and I had with showers at night. I told him to bring me but I do not I asked in I said it would be for another time if it occurred. He had failed in the meter and said he just needed to be with me. I could have made a best use before you leave me what you got for me. A kilo of shrimp. I was really touched by this kilo of shrimp in the same way I am when Meryl Streep plays a Turk. Does anyone know what movie Meryl Streep plays a Turkish? Oh, shit! However, my next movie will be "Thighs Aflame." Its about a woman who abuses people who do not want to bang her. Today it is unthinkable, if a woman knows what she wants she has to be knife and some guys claim bad manners when in fact it hides a heart of gold. The story begins in a bar. My character when you go to can be seen behind her a man in the bar, the kind of Mel Gibson although much higher, packing more meat and more sympathetic. She turns and says "Hey, What's Up What's on?" You get so early? "I can go to your place Take a taxi to her house, she takes off her clothes and says" On the road I thought that the amount of I want to spend the night in his arms. I think the two could use a little love, but we just have to settle for screwing because Citibank ever slept, a little like me. They do and after a while he bends down and says it is leather real? And he says that "it is of glass." It was just a sad story, the type of tear Jerker heard on the radio, which is nothing for me. People think that so famous as I've become I'm just interested in being an artist and I have offers to do porn movies. I have to say I've neglected porn, but I think we should re- it. After all one should never get away from the roots. I have the impression that porn without fantasy is much more the thing in America today. Someone came up with the idea of doing a series based on my memories. The main part in this film would be interpreted by it. "Why did this bitch get to do and not me? "Its too lively, too perfect, nobody but nobody can contact you in Hollywood. Just who I am? (Films begin and end) during recent months convinced me that I am a monster. I do not deserve to be loved. I still end up with all the freaks of the city, although I recently had the mysterious man, but only if there dick is what should be. Today men willingly mix sex and emotions, this is a curious factor from the physiological point of view, but always there is a risk of falling in love. For example, Pepón and I have a letter from him. (And I start to read it) "is 8 am, I'm left with 3 kids that" would have preferred Aseptic one less card, but not bad. I said I could come see me and went to bed, he had to answer the phone. Going to bed with some guys is not enough. Pepón lover became my secretary. Does not look like I'm in love? It is unethical that they feel passionate about his secretary and lover. Also, I have no care and he lost his will to do anything because according to him I tie and his mother began to worry. I told him to take home to mom and she understand why I'm so vital for Arctic development. The old woman did not look bad and should have done a lot of reading, giving the impression of someone who had not known much the disappointments of life. It could have been a senator or something. I do not care that my kid is fun, but you are a poet and vice means more then the rest us. "You need not be a poet to have fun, however, poets tend to be naive, even when drunk. Pepón had nothing to say to all this. I do not know why had obsessions about me meeting her mother, she's great, I worry about my son, but he is all I have. What could I say? "You still at a time when that could happen. You may have to pay for it but I do not think that would be a problem for you. I will give a number of recruiters. I looked as if Superman's laser vision. "I'm happy with the care of my son, but being a transvestite who could never have children you would not know what that is I do not think you hear me? "I'm bleeding heart liberal so there's no need for you to be embarrassed for having been able to have children-there Just keep the lady, my pussy is large enough to have a whole pack of men and even children, if I took less care. "I've lost my bleeding heart I am a liberal! You really do not need to hide her being a transvestite to me. "Dear lady, if you say that again I will swallow these whole cookies. Thousands of men have lost in the immensity of my pussy and your son is among them. Quoting Mae West: "When I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad I'm better." Then they took turns to hit each other and gave him the letter of dismissal Pepón. A clean-cut man calls me with his eyes. Patience, take the first step here! If I want to lose my way night, would be one of the towers of light that was used as a guide. That was not so bad, right? Hey man, is eager to spend another night after a very one at home? Recently I find myself turning into a poet. (Song "Bellafonte" starts) This song takes me back to all the Christmases I've been running one way. This sentimental song, which now seems cruel. There are male voices that make single women feel like a shabby old shoe. I have fear, I feel like I grown. (The song ends) What? Unexpected sentimentality. If ever there was someone in this world I'd like to see it's him. (Said while keeps the bag of shrimp) I was once a street market and was presented with a kilo of shrimp. Lucio Lucio Lucio, I long for him, but I am too weak to even think he took me out to a room, sitting next to me while he quietly and slowly manages to remove my pain as if someone cleaning dirt from the tiles with a toothbrush. My life as my story has only a beginning, no middle or end. I have fear, I feel like I've grown. Could start again, a new life. (Making a phone call on his cell phone)-Lucio, to me Patty, remember me? Can you come get me? Ok I'm waiting. This new life may only last 5 minutes before Lucio leaves me alone with my having to look elsewhere. Before I left I'd write me so no one will have the impression that I am either sick or married. Nothing interests me more especially when the fun is in the fame and makes you go over everything. If you are a girl's good people impression that will always be, if you quit your vigor that think they always get wet, if they are spontaneous thinks he is well educated. I do not want to be understood and much less to imitate. Who am I to impose the bad taste and vulgarity. What's happening in the world is a whore like me the red carpet. Why do I have to be a myth? I would have been satisfied with making a lot of money and happiness. Ok, goodbye and I'm outta here. Goodbye everything has to be one of the parties or sex? Parties to be places where it was to lose a boyfriend and made jewelry for a decent life. Today one of the parties is a container in which his old friends have become mummies posing for amateur photographers who choose to publish the worst pictures. Who are they kidding? It is unbearable need everyone has to show his greatness. Fame has made a sad case for me in my melancholy, and I have nothing to say. I do not want to say more. No sense in going on! About the Author
My name is Gianni Truvianni, I am an author who writes with the simple aim of sharing his ideas, thoughts and so much more of what I am with those who are interested in perhaps reading something new. As for the details regarding my life I would say that there is nothing that lifts them above the ordinary. I was born in New York City in 1967 on May 21st and am presently living in Warsaw, Poland where I wrote my first book “New York’s Opera Society” now Available on Amazon.
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